What Didn't Happen When I Worked at Freddy's - Written by Mike
Day 1 - The Mistake
So I came into the place but then I realized it's only 5 PM.
Day 1 - The Second Mistake
So I came into the place again and said "'Sup nigguhz" but then Freddy kicked me out of the restaurant when I said that. I'm at my house now.
Day 2
So I cam in the place again again and I said "'Sup" instead of saying "'Sup nigguhz". The bunny had an ass but then he was like "btw I'm a man" And then no one had an ass.
Then Freddy ate me or something
Day 3
Chica got an ass then she didn't have an ass.
Day 4
I saw a bunch of teenage girls run in when I was going there. When I got to where I was supposed to be, I saw Foxy on the ground by the door. "Oh. Fangirls."
Day 5
{The contents of this day have been corrupted by Golden Freddy.}
I------------- Then I saw ---------- on a post-----------------------------------------He was su-----------------------------------ok.